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What is it with this morbid fascination I have with bad fanfiction?

And when I say bad, I mean baaaaaaaaaaad. So OOC and AU that the characters are more Muggle than Wizard until it comes to sex.

Oh, and "hahahahahahahah!" to "shooting forth ropes of exploding white liquid heat." (only slightly changed to protect the innocent.)

FFN, I love you. Seriously.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ROFL! I LOVE IT. Hmm, forgot to make anyone's dick explode last time... *beats down the badfic!bunnies*

Date: 2009-04-23 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's so tempting. You know, when I feel exceptionally depressed and worthless, I sometimes go and read the bad fics on ffn to make myself feel better.

Yeah, and this one had the advantage of a syrupy and compassionate Snape and a swooning, weak, and star-struck Harry.

There are so many of them, you know.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Bahahaha! Could they have been more OOC if they tried? xD

Reminds me of the time I had to beta a weepy, overemotional, flighty Minerva who fell for an equally weepy, non-evil, shallow Bellatrix. In Paris. Um. Right...

It's soooo validating to read this stuff, lol. I must be a good author, because at least I'm not doing x! Though whenever I go out to look for them I can only find the boring, mediocre ffn fic, not the atrocities. They should have a special category or something, to save us the time. XD

Date: 2009-04-23 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I usually browse through forced bonding fics. Those are often the worst and I have a weakness for them. ^_^

Date: 2009-04-23 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Mmmm, forced bonding fics... those were my HP gateway drug. *licks lips*

Date: 2009-04-23 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
and OMG, this other one... they didn't even spell Azkaban right. :P

"I'm so sorry! I should of did something!"

OMG, Please Beta!!!

Date: 2009-04-24 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm really happy you found something that makes you feel better, even if it is syrupy, compassionate Snape. (Ew. It feels like nails running down a blackboard to me!)

Date: 2009-04-24 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
OMG, I Do Not Want that image in my brain!

Date: 2009-04-24 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

If you read enough badfic, you inevitably run body parts that explode instead of the sensations that belong to them, misplaced bones and organs, anatomically impossible acts, breasts capeable of swelling and getting hard...*shudders* It's absolutely horrifying, and at the same time, there's nothing more side-splittingly hilarious. XD

Date: 2009-04-24 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
For a long time, I've wanted to make an LOLSlash macro community that would use scenes from films where two characters featured in badfic appear and super impose dreadful lines like "ropes of exploding white liquid heat" on them. With snarky thought balloons over the abused characters' heads, of course.

Then again, I have a life. :D

Date: 2009-04-24 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
OMG *flails*

If you do this, I will use every single one of your icons.



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